i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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