After last night, I could never be a politician.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
