it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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