I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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