Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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