We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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