Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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