Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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