Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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