dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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