Non-Jews are for practice
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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