You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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