I heard we made out
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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