Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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