forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am spending my child support on dildos
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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