Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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