so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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