It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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