that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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