No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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