I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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