Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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