I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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