idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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