They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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