I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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