No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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