So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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