I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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