he wants to bone in the snuggie
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Shame is for Republicans.
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