Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
