its not stalking. its research.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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