is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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