Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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