i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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