So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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