Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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