Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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