Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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