Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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