Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
handjob tips. give me some.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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