How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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