I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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