what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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