Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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