Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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