So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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