When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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