No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she peed on how many people?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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