I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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