all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
false alarm, still single
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
