Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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