I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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