So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
God I need to hump something, right now.
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