i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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